How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
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SUMMARY
What if you were transported to a fantasy world with no special abilities, no OP weapons and no status screen to boost your stats? Never mind finding the dragon’s treasure or defeating the Demon Lord, you only need to worry about one thing—how to stay alive.
A group of young Brits wake up in a strange, fantastical land with creatures from myth and legend. They are given archaic weapons they don't know how to use and told to do their best.
Convinced it has to be some kind of virtual reality RPG, all the people summoned form parties and set off on their adventures, leaving behind the people nobody wants in their group.
Story of my life, thinks Colin.
6 Latest Chapters[ Updated 7 months ago ]
Chapter List
- Chapter 1: Where Are We?
- Chapter 2: Breathe
- Chapter 3: Welcoming Committee
- Chapter 4: Fight or Fight
- Chapter 5: Player One Ready?
- Chapter 6: FAQ
- Chapter 7: Equip Weapon
- Chapter 8: Dressed To Impress
- Chapter 9: Party Up
- Chapter 10: Welcome To Probet
- Chapter 11: Taking Stock
- Chapter 12: Let’s Eat
- Chapter 13: Room For One More?
- Chapter 14: Game Plan
- Chapter 15: Walk On The Wild Side
- Chapter 16: Let’s Make A Deal
- Chapter 17: Not Excalibur
- Chapter 18: Lock And Load
- Chapter 19: A Hunting We Will Go
- Chapter 20: Kill The Wabbit
- Chapter 21: May I Take Your Coat?
- Chapter 22: A Gift From Prometheus
- Chapter 23: Then There Were Three
- Chapter 24: Good Hunting
- Chapter 25: Let’s Get Salty
- Chapter 26: Equipment Upgrade
- Chapter 27: Shrek 2
- Chapter 28: Choose Your Own Adventure
- Chapter 29: Into The Woods
- Chapter 30: Got To Catch ’Em All
- Chapter 31: A New Challenger Has Appeared
- Chapter 32: Prepare To Fight
- Chapter 33: Monster Hunter 1.0
- Chapter 34: Teach Me, Master
- Chapter 35: Monster Hunter 2.0
- Chapter 36: Loot Roll
- Chapter 37: Behind The Curtain
- Chapter 38: Farewell To Probet
- Chapter A Word From The Author
- Chapter 39: Journey To The West
- Chapter 40: Needs Must
- Chapter 41: The Farmer’s Wife
- Chapter 42: There’s No Such Thing
- Chapter 43: When You Got To Go
- Chapter 44: Then A Hero Comes Along
- Chapter 45: Sword Art Offline
- Chapter 46: Rogue Ogre
- Chapter 47: The Goodbye Girls
- Chapter 48: Fengarad City Limits
- Chapter 49: The Commander And The Princess
- Chapter 50: Welcome To Fengarad
- Chapter 51: The Emporium Of Needs And Desires
- Chapter 52: Man On A Mission
- Chapter 53: Frog Capture Plan
- Chapter 54: Win Lose Draw
- Chapter 55: It’s Nice To Be Wanted
- Chapter 56: Wait For It
- Chapter 57: By Royal Appointment
- Chapter 58: A Wild Princess Appears
- Chapter 59: Book Smarts
- Chapter 60: Sword Smarts
- Chapter 61: Last One Out
- Chapter 62: Save The Frog
- Chapter 63: Gone Fishin’
- Chapter 64: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby
- Chapter 65: Dudley Done Right
- Chapter 66: Together Again
- Chapter 67: Meet The Family
- Chapter 68: Waiting For A Star To Fall
- Chapter 69: Trial By Fire
- Chapter 70: Tin Man
- Chapter Another Word From The Author
- Chapter A Little News
- Chapter 71: Lizard Blizzard
- Chapter 72: The Mandy Project
- Chapter 73: Night Of The Living Zombers
- Chapter 74: Zomber, Please
- Chapter 75: Hope Versus Expectation
- Chapter 76: Tunnels & Trolls
- Chapter 77: Breakout
- Chapter 78: Troll-In-Chief
- Chapter 79: Dungeons & Divas
- Chapter 80: Gutted
- Chapter 81: Sunny Side Up
- Chapter 82: Welcome To Dargot
- Chapter 83: Dinner With The Devil
- Chapter 84: No Deal Or Deal
- Chapter 85: A Word Of Warning
- Chapter 86: Trouble In The City
- Chapter 87: Kizwat’s Silver Hammer
- Chapter 88: The Flossie Show
- Chapter 89: Locked In
- Chapter 90: Assault On Pickled Gherkin
- Chapter 91: The Doctor Is In
- Chapter 92: The Waiting Game
- Chapter 93: Stone Cold
- Chapter 94: Back To Mine
- Chapter 95: The Tao Of Colin
- Chapter 96: Blind Man’s Bluff
- Chapter 97: The Word Of God
- Chapter 98: Walking Through Walls
- Chapter 99: She Afraid
- Chapter 100: Diplomatic Immunity
- Chapter More words from the author
- Chapter Book 4 Starts Tomorrow
- Chapter 101: Colin of the F.O.
- Chapter 102: Chain Gang
- Chapter 103: Tripping
- Chapter 104: Grief Encounters
- Chapter 105: A Bridge Too Near
- Chapter 106: Washed Up
- Chapter 107: Brassed Off
- Chapter 108: Welcome To Monsterland
- Chapter 109: Beware The Jabberwock
- Chapter 110: The Worm Turns
- Chapter 111: Heroes Of Myth And Legend
- Chapter 112: Dog Day Afternoons
- Chapter 113: Man Vs Wild
- Chapter 114: Get Lucky
- Chapter 115: Enola Gay
- Chapter A Week Off
- Chapter 116: Follow The Leader
- Chapter 117: Blast Off
- Chapter 118: Dragon Ball F
- Chapter 119: The King Is Dead, Long Live The King
- Chapter 120: King Worm
- Chapter 121: Castle In The Air
- Chapter 122: Sympathy For The Archfiend
- Chapter 123: My Dinner With Angry
- Chapter 124: Way Of The Beast
- Chapter 125: Face To Face
- Chapter 126: Room For Truth
- Chapter 127: Mask
- Chapter 128: Welcome Back
- Chapter 129: Revelations
- Chapter 130: Here Comes The Bride
- Chapter 131: The Only Girl In The World
- Chapter End of Book 4 Wrap Up
- Chapter HTADDB Schedule Update
- Chapter 132: All At Sea
- Chapter 133: A Drop In The Ocean
- Chapter 134: One Up
- Chapter 135: Jester Of Your Dreams
- Chapter 136: Lay Of The Land
- Chapter 137: Death From Above
- Chapter 138: Head In The Clouds
- Chapter 139: Sorcerers Vs Warlocks
- Chapter 140: Time Of Your Life
- Chapter 141: Born To Run
- Chapter 142: All You Need Is Phil
- Chapter 143: How To Make Fiends And Influence People
- Chapter 144: Plan Of Attack
- Chapter 145: The Disorient Express
- Chapter 146: Yuqi Yuqi Yuqi
- Chapter 147: Back Once Again For The Renegade Master
- Chapter 148: Come Here Often?
- Chapter 149: Forever? Forever, Ever?
- Chapter 150: Destiny Calling
- Chapter Short Break
- Chapter 151: Revolution Road
- Chapter 152: Say Hello To My Little Friend
- Chapter 153: Claire Knows It All
- Chapter 154: Democracy Inaction
- Chapter 155: Manual Override
- Chapter 156: Collision Course
- Chapter 157: Galvanise
- Chapter 158: In It To Win It
- Chapter 159: Face Your Demons
- Chapter 160: A New Hope
- Chapter 161: Welcome To Nekromel
- Chapter 162: Saviour Of The Universe
- Chapter 163: Walls Have Ears
- Chapter 164: Treasured
- Chapter 165: Block Rocking Beats
- Chapter 166: A Bad Feeling
- Chapter 167: Square Peg
- Chapter 168: Sweep The Leg
- Chapter 169: Dad Talk
- Chapter 170: Free your Mind
- Chapter 171: A Winning Plan
- Chapter 172: In The Huddle
- Chapter 173: Martyr Dome
- Chapter 174: Betray You, Betray Me
- Chapter 175: The Long Way Home
- Chapter 176: Roguelike
- Chapter No Chapter today
- Chapter 177: Better The Devil You Know
- Chapter 178: Out Of The Box
- Chapter 179: Yuqi In The Sky With Diamonds
- Chapter 180: Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again
- Chapter Book 5 Wrap-up Post
- Chapter Book 6 coming soon
- Chapter Nearly There
- Chapter 181: One Man Party
- Chapter 182: Dragon and Off Again
- Chapter 183: Welcome to Requbar
- Chapter 184: Escort Service
- Chapter 185: The Good Dungeon Guide
- Chapter 186: A Terrible Rebel
- Chapter 187: Two’s Company
- Chapter 188: Girl Interrupted
- Chapter 189: Run Rat Run
- Chapter 190: Sonny With A Chance of Power
- Chapter 191: Heart of Dimness
- Chapter 192: Mr Sabotage
- Chapter 193: Escapology
- Chapter 194: Duck Hunt
- Chapter 195: Ratopolis Now
- Chapter 196: King Killer Confessionals
- Chapter 197: Re: Slime
- Chapter 198: Ghosting
- Chapter 199: Notes from the Underground
- Chapter 200: Never Go Back
- Chapter 201: Girl Man and Rat Boy
- Chapter 202: The Back Stabbers
- Chapter 203: Path of Most Resistance
- Chapter 204: Can’t Make an Omelette
- Chapter 205: Choosing Sides
- Chapter 206: Fantastic Four and a Half
- Chapter 207: Together Again for the First Time
- Chapter 208: Newkie State of Mind
- Chapter 209: Down the Local
- Chapter 210: Working Girl
- Chapter 211: Head Start
- Chapter 212: Remember the Name
- Chapter 213: The Easy Way Out
- Chapter 214: Let Sleeping Dragons Lie
- Chapter 215: When Two Girls Go to War
- Chapter 216: The Naked Ape
- Chapter 217: Dudley Wa Hooo!
- Chapter 218: The Pursuit of Happiness
- Chapter 219: Love’s Labour Lost
- Chapter 220: Battle of Five Armies (1)
- Chapter 221: Beat the Retreat
- Chapter 222: Colin Ascendant
- Chapter 223: Rated, Baited, Delegated
- Chapter 224: Silent But Dudley (Side Story)
- Chapter 225: Requbar Revival
- Chapter 226: Gatekeeper
- Chapter 227: Killer Queen
- Chapter 228: Faithless
- Chapter 229: Resistance Is Fruitful
- Chapter 230: Elfen Lied
- Chapter 231: Sonny Days, Laney Nights
- Chapter 232: Bone to Pick
- Chapter 233: The Hard Carry
- Chapter 234: The Frenemy of My Frenemy
- Chapter 235: Gathering of the Clouds
- Chapter 236: Diamond in the Rough
- Chapter 237: From a Great Height
- Chapter 238: Dargot After Dark
- Chapter 239: Enemy Lines
- Chapter 240: Head Counsel
- Chapter 241: Dark Side of the Brain
- Chapter 242: Blow by Blow
- Chapter 243: Beware My Power
- Chapter 244: Hanging by a Thread
- Chapter 245: Battle of Five Armies (2)
- Chapter 246: Eye on the Prize
- Chapter Book 6 Wrap Up Post
- Chapter HTADDB Book 7 update
- Chapter 247: On the Hook
- Chapter 248: The Hero’s Jenny
- Chapter 249: Pest Control
- Chapter 250: Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner
- Chapter 251: Chinny Chin Chin
- Chapter 252: The Touchables
- Chapter 253: Tilted
- Chapter 254: Guardians of the Greenery
- Chapter 255: Flags Flying High
- Chapter 256: Procrastination Agent
- Chapter 257: Attention Please
- Chapter 258: Party to a Lie
- Chapter 259: There Was an Attempt
- Chapter 260: Too Few To Mention
- Chapter 261: Grotto Life
- Chapter 262: Cash Me Outside
- Chapter 263: Childish Colino
- Chapter 264: Colin-Fu is Leaking
- Chapter 265: Land of the Setting Sun
- Chapter 266: God Tier
- Chapter 267: Welcome to Gorgoth
- Chapter 268: These Aren’t the Druids You’re Looking For
- Chapter 269: Chilling
- Chapter 270: WWJD?
- Chapter 271: Underdog Now, Overlord Later
- Chapter 272: I Have the Power
- Chapter 273: Pope Idol
- Chapter 274: Bad Sensei
- Chapter 275: Never on a First Date
- Chapter 276: Born Again
- Chapter 277: Every Cult Has a Silver Lining
- Chapter 278: A Man of Substance
- Chapter 279: Watching the Defectives
- Chapter HTADDB Week off
- Chapter 280: Feel the Fear and Druid Anyway
- Chapter 281: Burnt Salad
- Chapter 282: Church of Me
- Chapter 283: No Refunds
- Chapter 284: Fear of Flailing
- Chapter 285: Dead Men Walking
- Chapter 286: The Unprincipled Certainty
- Chapter 287: Show Before Tell
- Chapter 288: Till Death Don’t Us Part
- Chapter 289: Dead Gods and Englishmen
- Chapter 290: Vines of Communication
- Chapter 291: Don’t Hate the Player
- Chapter 292: Losing My Edge
- Chapter 293: Freedom for All
- Chapter 294: God of Wut?
- Chapter 295: Hold the Moan
- Chapter 296: Be Nice to People on the Way Up
- Chapter 297: Lead Me Not into Temptation
- Chapter HTADDB break for holidays
- Chapter 298: Never Prosper
- Chapter 299: Planning for the Future
- Chapter 300: Indignation Remix
- Chapter 301: Cockblocula
- Chapter 302: There’s No You in Team
- Chapter 303: Shame on You
- Chapter 304: Sisters of No Mercy
- Chapter 305: Further Beyond
- Chapter 306: Paywall
- Chapter 307: The Older Woman
- Chapter 308: Wizard Bitch
- Chapter 309: Don’t Forget to Breathe
- Chapter HTADDB Update
- Chapter HTADDB 8 Update
- Chapter 310: What a Time to Be Alive!
- Chapter 311: Death by Water Pistol
- Chapter 312: Another Fish Mess
- Chapter 313: The Stupid Fat Face of Adversity
- Chapter 314: World’s Greatest Solo Player
- Chapter 315: A Good Quest Is Hard to Find
- Chapter 316: Twisted Firestarter
- Chapter 317: Personal Allowance
- Chapter 318: Second Prize in a Beauty Contest
- Chapter 319: Boss of This Gym
- Chapter 320: Pacifist Run
- Chapter 321: Unexpected Item in the Bagging Area
- Chapter 322: Expect the Unexpectable
- Chapter 323: Half-Life 3 Confirmed
- Chapter 324: Captain, My Captain
- Chapter 325: Welcome to Shrine Island
- Chapter 326: Marry in Haste, Repent at Leisure
- Chapter 327: Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner
- Chapter 328: Voulez-Vous Trébuchet Avec Moi?
- Chapter 329: Meat Is Murder
- Chapter 330: Plenty More Fish in the Sea
- Chapter 331: New Model Army
- Chapter 332: The Popular Vote
- Chapter 333: On the Stump
- Chapter 334: Adapt. Absorb. Assimilate.
- Chapter 335: Compartmentalise. Compartwomentalise and Compartchildrentalise, Too
- Chapter 336: Woke AF
- Chapter 337: Not All Heroes Wear Capes
- Chapter 338: You Do That Hoodoo
- Chapter 339: Nothing Holding Me Back
- Chapter 340: How Was It for You?
- Chapter 341: I Am What I Am
- Chapter 342: Happy Endings
- Chapter 343: But Can You Do This?
- Chapter 344: Don’t Smash It
- Chapter 345: Two Girls, One Ship
- Chapter 346: Out of Harem’s Way
- Chapter 347: Here Be Monsters
- Chapter 348: Skin in the Game
- Chapter 349: Chopping Onions
- Chapter 350: Mother Knows Best
- Chapter 351: The Benefit of Doubt
- Chapter 352: Stepping Up
- Chapter 353: The Iceman Comet
- Chapter 354: The Reeducation of Maurice
- Chapter 355: Asking for a Friend
- Chapter 356: Brown Bread
- Chapter 357: Dearly Departed
- Chapter 358: Island Life
- Chapter 359: Tank Top
- Chapter 360: What Becomes of the Dragonhearted?
- Chapter 361: Backdoor Action
- Chapter 362: Planet Nerd
- Chapter 363: Horrible Good
- Chapter 364: Gone But Not Forgotten
- Chapter 365: Gravy Boat
- Chapter 366: The More the Merrier
- Chapter 367: Next to Nothing
- Chapter 368: Riding the Dragon
- Chapter 369: Wings of an Angel
- Chapter 370: Flight of the Phoenix
- Chapter 371: Drop the Pilot
- Chapter 372: Trust Fund
- Chapter 373: Offers and Promotions
- Chapter 374: The Ego Has Landed
- Chapter 375: Rise and Fall
- Chapter 376: Consorting with the Enemy
- Chapter 377: Lead by Example
- Chapter 378: A Lasting Legacy
- Chapter 379: Player Unknown
- Chapter 380: FQ Blues
- Chapter 381: Schemes of Mice
- Chapter 382: Charm Offensive
- Chapter 383: Fun Guy
- Chapter 384: Good for Nothing
- Chapter 385: Not on My Watch
- Chapter 386: Cloaked Ambition
- Chapter 387: A Way with the Fairies
- Chapter 388: Lust for Power
- Chapter 389: Triumph of the Won’t
- Chapter 390: God Hand
- Chapter 391: All Fired Up
- Chapter 392: Technical Difficulties
- Chapter 393: Carnal Leakage
- Chapter 394: Camelots
- Chapter 395: Growth
- Chapter 396: Clark Can’t
- Chapter 397: The Truth Will Set You Back
- Chapter 398: Hello from the Other Side
- Chapter 399: Missile Command
- Chapter 400: Choking Hazard
- Chapter 401: Moth to Flame
- Chapter 402: Simultaneous Release
- Chapter 403: Quick Maths
- Chapter 404: Plus Ultra
- Chapter 405: Holding on for Dear Life
- Chapter Change to Schedule
- Chapter 406: My Goku Experience
- Chapter 407: Hardcore Mode
- Chapter 408: The Get Go
- Chapter 409: The Road to Enlightenment
- Chapter 410: Strange Fruit
- Chapter 411: Mr Potato
- Chapter 412: Batman Rises
- Chapter 413: Two Fat Ladies
- Chapter 414: Will to Survive
- Chapter 415: Welcome to Fairyland
- Chapter 416: Fit for Purpose
- Chapter 417: No Hard Feelings
- Chapter 418: The Popular Vote
- Chapter 419: Unbendable
- Chapter 420: Harshcore
- Chapter 421: Losing the Thread
- Chapter 422: In a Bad Light
- Chapter 423: This Is Your Void Calling
- Chapter 424: Push Me Pull You
- Chapter 425: Back to Square Minus One
- Chapter Book 10: Welcome Home
- Chapter 426: An Englishman’s Castle
- Chapter 427: Home Alone
- Chapter 428: Out to Lunch
- Chapter 429: Law of the Land
- Chapter 430: Unwarranted Attention
- Chapter 431: Free Man
- Chapter 432: Action Reaction
- Chapter 433: Good Neighbours
- Chapter 434: Putting Out Fires
- Chapter 435: News of the World
- Chapter 436: First Impressions
- Chapter 437: Breaking Up
- Just a bit longer